Ope or Nope

Ope: Tossing the Pigskin

A time-honored American tradition in the fall, and it’s as easy as just bringing a ball.

football

Nope: Cornhole

Never as fun as you think it’ll be, and no one wants to lug the heavy boards around.

cornhole

Ope: Chugging Beers

Crack that beer and let the foam flow, then crack another one.

chugging beers

Nope: Funneling Beers

Fun until you’re cleaning out a sticky funnel the day after the tailgate.

Ope: Trick or Treat

Going door to door is tradition for a reason, it’s a way to keep community alive.

trick or treat

Nope: Trunk or Treat

Pulling up to the trunks of cars in a parking lot will never compare to walking around your neighborhood.

trunk or treat

Ope: 90s Suburban

The absolute peak dad car of the 90s.

90s suburban

Nope: 2020s Suburban

Might as well just be a van now, with a price tag that’ll scare you to death.

2020s suburban

Ope: Tootsie Rolls

A highly underrated classic candy in the modern era that deserves more respect.

tootsie rolls

Nope: Warheads

Only fun if you’re 10 years old and enjoy burning all your tastebuds off.

warheads

Ope: Crazy Costumes

We like our costumes zany at Enjoyer HQ, the crazier the better.

crazy costume

Nope: Slutty Costumes

Have a little taste and decency this Halloween, Enjoyers… no one needs to see all that.

slutty costumes

Ope: Burger Pendant

The official necklace of midwest zoomer girls. Thank you Kate Spade!

burger pendant

Nope: Labubu Pendant

Just say no to all Labubus and Labubu adjacent jewelry.

labubu pendant

Ope: Homemade Costumes

Spend a little time on your Halloween costume, it makes all the difference.

homemade costume

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Tractor Mowers

Tractor Mowers

The biggest lawnmower flex is needing a tractor to pull it.

Robot Mowers

Robot Mowers

We don’t trust these clankers not to run over rocks, or your neighbor’s dog.

Protein Powder

Protein Powder

State legislators want to ban protein powder from teenage bodybuilders, and we won’t have it.

Puberty Blockers

Puberty Blockers

They’ll give this junk to kids, but want to ban protein powder? What a joke.

Crock Pot

Crock Pot

Is there a better smell than a nice beef stew simmering in the crock pot on a cold Fall day?

Air Fryer

Air Fryer

If you want fried food, get a real fryer. These are a poor substitute.

Blaze Orange

Blaze Orange

The season’s hottest color, and not just for hunting.