Ope or Nope

Ope: Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Squirt

Nope: Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

sprite cranberry

Ope: Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

waterpark hotel

Nope: Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

casino hotel

Ope: Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

classic ornaments

Nope: Funko Pop Ornaments

These unholy little dolls belong in the trash, not on your tree.

funko pop ornaments

Ope: Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

metal sleds

Nope: Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

plastic sleds

Ope: Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

shovel

Nope: Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.

snowblower

Ope: Christmas Lights

Get those lights out of the garage, Enjoyers, Christmas is almost here.

christmas lights

Nope: Santa Balloons

Get these inflatable monstrosities off of your lawns.

santa balloon

Ope: Cousin Walks

When the younger cousins “go for a walk” together before Thanksgiving dinner… we all know what you’re up to.

cousin walks

Nope: Hangovers

Time to nurse that post-Thanksgiving hangover with Turkey sandwiches and leftover pie.

hangover

Ope: Turkey

We hope your Turkey comes out of the oven great this year, Enjoyers!

turkey

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Squirt

Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

Waterpark Hotels

Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

Casino Hotels

Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

Classic Ornaments

Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

Metal Sleds

Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

Plastic Sleds

Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

Shovels

Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio