Ope or Nope

Nope: Hangovers

Time to nurse that post-Thanksgiving hangover with Turkey sandwiches and leftover pie.

hangover

Ope: Turkey

We hope your Turkey comes out of the oven great this year, Enjoyers!

turkey

Nope: Tofurky

Buddy, if this is on your Thanksgiving table… we’re going elsewhere.

tofurky

Ope: Giblet Gravy

You need to be making gravy like your grandmother made it, with the turkey giblets and all.

giblet gravy

Nope: Gravy Mix

No gravy from a box can ever compare to good gravy made from scratch.

gravy mix

Ope: Apple Pie

No pie is more American than apple pie, especially when it’s homemade.

apple pie

Nope: Pumpkin Pie

We respect tradition, but really, there’s a reason people only eat it at thanksgiving.

pumpkin pie

Ope: Horse Drawn Carriages

The original green energy vehicle.

horse drawn carriage

Nope: EV Charging Stations

Buddy, put down the charger and get yourself a horse.

ev charging station

Ope: Tractor Mowers

The biggest lawnmower flex is needing a tractor to pull it.

tractor mower

Nope: Robot Mowers

We don’t trust these clankers not to run over rocks, or your neighbor’s dog.

robot mower

Ope: Protein Powder

State legislators want to ban protein powder from teenage bodybuilders, and we won’t have it.

protein powder

Nope: Puberty Blockers

They’ll give this junk to kids, but want to ban protein powder? What a joke.

graffiti

Ope: Crock Pot

Is there a better smell than a nice beef stew simmering in the crock pot on a cold Fall day?

crock pot

Nope: Air Fryer

If you want fried food, get a real fryer. These are a poor substitute.

air fryer

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Wet Markets

Wet Markets

Fine cuisine is one thing, but some animals simply shouldn’t be eaten.

Rootless Coffee

Rootless Coffee

We love the coffee from this small-batch Michigan roasting company.

Starbucks Instant

Starbucks Instant

We didn’t think there could ever be worse coffee than Starbucks, until they made an instant version.

Long Drink

Long Drink

We like a nice natural citrus balance to our hard seltzers, nothing too crazy.

Truly

Truly

Hard seltzer with stevia? No thanks.

Glovers

Glovers

In the civil war between glovers and sliders, we’re siding with the glovers.

Sliders

Sliders

Sliders can never compete with the skill and dedication of glovers to their craft.

Secret Santa

Secret Santa

The best way to keep gift giving fun, without breaking the bank.

White Elephant

White Elephant

Someone always brings a gift that’s way too nice and everyone fights over it.