Ope or Nope

Ope: Mini Uggs

Uggs are so back, and the mini variety are all the rage with flare jean wearing zoomers.

mini uggs

Nope: Hunter Boots

Nice if you’re hunting waterfowl, but with zero insulation, they’ll never keep you warm in winter.

hunter boots

Ope: Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Squirt

Nope: Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

sprite cranberry

Ope: Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

waterpark hotel

Nope: Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

casino hotel

Ope: Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

classic ornaments

Nope: Funko Pop Ornaments

These unholy little dolls belong in the trash, not on your tree.

funko pop ornaments

Ope: Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

metal sleds

Nope: Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

plastic sleds

Ope: Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

shovel

Nope: Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.

snowblower

Ope: Christmas Lights

Get those lights out of the garage, Enjoyers, Christmas is almost here.

christmas lights

Nope: Santa Balloons

Get these inflatable monstrosities off of your lawns.

santa balloon

Ope: Cousin Walks

When the younger cousins “go for a walk” together before Thanksgiving dinner… we all know what you’re up to.

cousin walks

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Bialetti

Bialetti

Everyone in Italy uses these for good reason, the best way to make a quick Espresso at home.

Aeropress

Aeropress

Brewing your coffee in a plastic tube? No thanks.

Cookies and Milk

Cookies and Milk

Better put out some cookies and milk for Santa tonight or you won’t be getting any presents.

Coal

Coal

Nothing worse than opening up your stocking and finding a lump of coal.

Online Christmas Shopping

Online Christmas Shopping

You need that special something for that special someone, but it’ll never get there fast enough.

Last Christmas

Last Christmas

The actual best Christmas song. George Michael went insanely hard with this one.

Christmas Markets

Christmas Markets

The best place to do your Christmas shopping? A local Christmas market.