Ope or Nope

Ope: Crock Pot

Is there a better smell than a nice beef stew simmering in the crock pot on a cold Fall day?

crock pot

Nope: Air Fryer

If you want fried food, get a real fryer. These are a poor substitute.

air fryer

Ope: Blaze Orange

The season’s hottest color, and not just for hunting.

blaze orange

Nope: Hot Pink

Ditch the hot pink, put on your blaze orange vest and hit the tree stand, Enjoyers.

hot pink

Ope: Shock Treatment

This follow-up to the Rocky Horror Picture Show is way underrated. A great critique of the social media era before it even began.

shock treatment

Nope: Rocky Horror Picture Show

We get the appeal, but honestly, it’s really not that amazing of a film, and not even Jim Sharman’s best.

rocky horror

Ope: Leather Seats

Remember when cars had real leather seats? Like, from an animal.

leather seats

Nope: Leatherette Seats

It’s not leather, it’s plastic. We demand the real thing.

leatherette

Ope: James Whistler

The actual greatest artist of the Detroit Institute of Art.

james whistler

Nope: Diego Rivera

Do we really love Diego’s communist mural at the center of the DIA?

diego rivera mural

Ope: Christian Girl Autumn

Oh yeah, it’s time for pumpkin spice lattes, big boots, and even bigger hats.

christian girl autumn

Nope: Goth Girl Fall

Winter is more appropriate for the goth baddies, it’s the coldest time of year.

goth girl fall

Ope: Ice Scraper

Hope you weren’t caught lacking your ice scraper this week, Enjoyers.

ice scraper

Nope: Boiling Water

Do NOT pour boiling water on your windshield trying to melt off the ice!

boiling water

Ope: Model Trains

Dudes used to build whole model train sets in their basement, we need to return.

model trains

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Waterpark Hotels

Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

Casino Hotels

Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

Classic Ornaments

Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

Metal Sleds

Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

Plastic Sleds

Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

Shovels

Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

Snowblowers

Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.

Christmas Lights

Christmas Lights

Get those lights out of the garage, Enjoyers, Christmas is almost here.