Ope or Nope

Nope: Wet Markets

Fine cuisine is one thing, but some animals simply shouldn’t be eaten.

wet market

Ope: Rootless Coffee

We love the coffee from this small-batch Michigan roasting company.

rootless coffee

Nope: Starbucks Instant

We didn’t think there could ever be worse coffee than Starbucks, until they made an instant version.

starbucks instant

Ope: Long Drink

We like a nice natural citrus balance to our hard seltzers, nothing too crazy.

long drink

Nope: Truly

Hard seltzer with stevia? No thanks.

truly

Ope: Glovers

In the civil war between glovers and sliders, we’re siding with the glovers.

glover

Nope: Sliders

Sliders can never compete with the skill and dedication of glovers to their craft.

slider

Ope: Secret Santa

The best way to keep gift giving fun, without breaking the bank.

secret santa

Nope: White Elephant

Someone always brings a gift that’s way too nice and everyone fights over it.

white elephant

Ope: Die Hard

Yeah, call us redditors, but we love Die Hard as a Christmas movie.

die hard

Nope: Elf

Will Ferrell’s quirk chungus elf bit was funny at the time but it’s so, so old now.

elf

Ope: Brutalism

Maybe it’s just those winter blues, but nothing soothes the soul like bare concrete and indoor plants.

brutalism

Nope: International Style

Every new skyscraper is in this style, all reflective glass, light and air.

international style

Ope: ModRetro Chromatic

This ultra premium GameBoy Color clone is really bringing us back.

modretro chromatic

Nope: Nintendo Switch 2

What even changed from the first one? Cool platform but upgrading feels silly.

nintendo switch 2

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Post-Holiday Blues

Post-Holiday Blues

Don’t get yourself down, Enjoyers. Christmas lasts all winter if you want it to.

Bench Seats

Bench Seats

We miss the old days, when wide bench seating in cars was all the rage.

Bucket Seats

Bucket Seats

How are you supposed to put your arm around your girl at the drive-in with bucket seats?

Champagne

Champagne

The only drink for a real New Years toast is proper champagne.

Prosecco

Prosecco

This sweeter, bubbly Italian wine is perfect for a hot summer day, but not for New Year’s Eve.

Corduroy

Corduroy

Peak winter fabric, comfy and warm. Like wearing sweatpants, but you actually look good.

Fleece

Fleece

Polyester fleece feels stuffy and cheap compared to natural fibers.

Wool Sweaters

Wool Sweaters

Nothing will keep you warmer and cozier than a real wool sweater this winter.