Ope or Nope

Ope: ModRetro Chromatic

This ultra premium GameBoy Color clone is really bringing us back.

modretro chromatic

Nope: Nintendo Switch 2

What even changed from the first one? Cool platform but upgrading feels silly.

nintendo switch 2

Ope: Mini Uggs

Uggs are so back, and the mini variety are all the rage with flare jean wearing zoomers.

mini uggs

Nope: Hunter Boots

Nice if you’re hunting waterfowl, but with zero insulation, they’ll never keep you warm in winter.

hunter boots

Ope: Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Squirt

Nope: Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

sprite cranberry

Ope: Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

waterpark hotel

Nope: Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

casino hotel

Ope: Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

classic ornaments

Nope: Funko Pop Ornaments

These unholy little dolls belong in the trash, not on your tree.

funko pop ornaments

Ope: Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

metal sleds

Nope: Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

plastic sleds

Ope: Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

shovel

Nope: Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.

snowblower

Ope: Christmas Lights

Get those lights out of the garage, Enjoyers, Christmas is almost here.

christmas lights

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Rootless Coffee

We love the coffee from this small-batch Michigan roasting company.

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Starbucks Instant

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Long Drink

Long Drink

We like a nice natural citrus balance to our hard seltzers, nothing too crazy.

Truly

Truly

Hard seltzer with stevia? No thanks.

Glovers

Glovers

In the civil war between glovers and sliders, we’re siding with the glovers.

Sliders

Sliders

Sliders can never compete with the skill and dedication of glovers to their craft.

Secret Santa

Secret Santa

The best way to keep gift giving fun, without breaking the bank.

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White Elephant

Someone always brings a gift that’s way too nice and everyone fights over it.

Die Hard

Die Hard

Yeah, call us redditors, but we love Die Hard as a Christmas movie.