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OPE Spotify

There’s still only one king of streaming music, and you know which one it is.

A close-up of the red Apple Music app icon on an iPhone home screen

NOPE Apple Music

Decent enough, but still missing something that would make it top tier.

Ope or Nope · November 3, 2026

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Two orange mimosas in champagne flutes topped with fresh mint beside a bottle of sparkling wine

NOPE

Mimosas

A Bloody Mary garnished with a lemon wedge, pickles and an olive on a skewer, with a metal straw, against a dark background

OPE

Bloody Mary

A delivery receipt stapled to brown paper takeout bags left on a doorstep

NOPE

DoorDash

A patio table set with a paper menu placemat, a plate and folded napkin, and an orange spritz in the late-afternoon sun

OPE

Dining In