All the News You Need in 75 Seconds
Hoffa is incinerated mincemeat? Dearborn terrorist tampered with his tether? And what’s up with Whitmer’s coffee pot scandal?
By Charlie LeDuff · July 16, 2025
Local TV news is on life support.
It’s dying because they’ve bored their viewers to death with inanities and half-truths.
Where to tune in? Not to worry. Here is all the Michigan news you need in 75 seconds:
Hoffa was made into mincemeat?
Biden’s terrorist on the run.
Mayoral hopeful and perpetual couch surfer Pastor Kinloch sued for residency.
Where’s Whitmer?
And Shri’s beagles.
Enjoy, Michigan!
