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Hoffa is incinerated mincemeat? Dearborn terrorist tampered with his tether? And what’s up with Whitmer’s coffee pot scandal?

Local TV news is on life support.

It’s dying because they’ve bored their viewers to death with inanities and half-truths.

Where to tune in? Not to worry. Here is all the Michigan news you need in 75 seconds:

Hoffa was made into mincemeat?

Biden’s terrorist on the run.

Mayoral hopeful and perpetual couch surfer Pastor Kinloch sued for residency.

Where’s Whitmer?

And Shri’s beagles.

Enjoy, Michigan!

Charlie LeDuff is a reporter educated in public schools. Follow him on X @Charlieleduff.

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