Ope or Nope

Nope: Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

plastic sleds

Ope: Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

shovel

Nope: Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.

snowblower

Ope: Christmas Lights

Get those lights out of the garage, Enjoyers, Christmas is almost here.

christmas lights

Nope: Santa Balloons

Get these inflatable monstrosities off of your lawns.

santa balloon

Ope: Cousin Walks

When the younger cousins “go for a walk” together before Thanksgiving dinner… we all know what you’re up to.

cousin walks

Nope: Hangovers

Time to nurse that post-Thanksgiving hangover with Turkey sandwiches and leftover pie.

hangover

Ope: Turkey

We hope your Turkey comes out of the oven great this year, Enjoyers!

turkey

Nope: Tofurky

Buddy, if this is on your Thanksgiving table… we’re going elsewhere.

tofurky

Ope: Giblet Gravy

You need to be making gravy like your grandmother made it, with the turkey giblets and all.

giblet gravy

Nope: Gravy Mix

No gravy from a box can ever compare to good gravy made from scratch.

gravy mix

Ope: Apple Pie

No pie is more American than apple pie, especially when it’s homemade.

apple pie

Nope: Pumpkin Pie

We respect tradition, but really, there’s a reason people only eat it at thanksgiving.

pumpkin pie

Ope: Horse Drawn Carriages

The original green energy vehicle.

horse drawn carriage

Nope: EV Charging Stations

Buddy, put down the charger and get yourself a horse.

ev charging station

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Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

Waterpark Hotels

Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

Casino Hotels

Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

Classic Ornaments

Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

Metal Sleds

Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

Plastic Sleds

Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

Shovels

Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

Snowblowers

Snowblowers

Unless you live in the U.P., you don’t really need one of these.