Ope or Nope

Nope: Bumper Stickers

Imagine slapping a sticker on your car… negative aura points, no matter what.

Bumper Stickers

Ope: Skybridge

Something about a covered bridge between two skyscrapers always feels futuristic.

A modern bridge-like structure spans the gap between two tall buildings against a clear blue sky.

Nope: Tunnels

Useful for driving over to Windsor, but the aura is always oppressive.

Long dimly lit tunnel with rows of bright white lights lining the ceiling and asphalt road below.

Ope: Ghost Pepper Cheese

Ghost Pepper cheese at Frankenmuth’s Cheese Haus hits that spice kick expertly.

The image shows a large sign for the Frankenmuth Cheese Haus, featuring the "Cheese of the Month" as Smoked Ghost Pepper.

Nope: Tequila Lime Cheese

Interesting idea but strange combination, we’ll pass.

A sign for the Frankenmuth Cheese Haus that says "Tequila lime cheese will haunt your taste buds!" with a graphic of cheese.

Ope: Big Truck Beds

You need a big truck bed to actually haul stuff around, which is why you buy a truck in the first place.

A red 4x4 Ford pickup truck parked in a yard surrounded by other vehicles.

Nope: Small Truck Beds

Basically just decoration, these short beds are all style with way less functionality.

A white GMC pickup truck with large tires and alloy wheels is displayed in a showroom with a "Heritage Collection" sign in the background.

Ope: Tuna Melt

When you’re at your local diner sometimes all you want is a classic tuna melt. Nothing fancy but always satisfying.

A grilled tuna sandwich with melted cheese, served with a side of french fries on a white plate.

Nope: Clams Casino

We wouldn’t chance it… diner shellfish is a high risk, low reward situation.

A close-up view of a savory clams casino dish containing pieces of vegetables and other ingredients, creating a colorful and textured appearance.

Ope: College Football

Football started as a college game, and the pageantry remains, with great marching bands and very few penalty calls.

A crowded sports stadium at night, with a football game in progress on the field and spectators filling the stands.

Nope: NFL Football

Professional football is a different sport now. The on-field product sucks, with too many penalty calls, bad rulings, and nerfed kickoffs.

Two referees in black and white striped uniforms standing on a football field, engaged in discussion.

Ope: Whole Milk

RFK Jr. is right about this one, good whole milk is the only way to go.

A glass bottle filled with a creamy milk, with a red plastic cap on top.

Nope: Skim Milk

You’re paying the same amount for less milk, when you really think about it.

The image shows a one-gallon container of Kirkland Signature fat-free milk, with nutrition facts and product information displayed on the label.

Ope: Sheetz

Sheetz is coming more and more to Michigan, and we’re here for it. More Mac and Cheese bites for us!

A brick building with a red roof and awning, displaying the Sheetz logo. Several cars are parked in the lot in front of the building.

Nope: Loves

Just your average run of the mill truck stop, gas station and convenience store. Nothing special.

A brightly lit Loves gas station at dusk, with rows of fuel pumps and the distinctive Loves logo and branding prominently displayed.

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Patriots

Patriots

No one wants to see this franchise win another Super Bowl except for a few million drunks in Boston.

Bald Guy Haircuts

Bald Guy Haircuts

In the 70s, dudes could just be bald and still have a haircut. It simply wasn’t a big deal.

Shaving Your Head

Shaving Your Head

Everyone tells bald guys to “just shave it” today, as if baldness was some shameful thing. The look works for some guys, but it’s a total cope.

Mac Laptops

Mac Laptops

MacBooks are the cream of the crop, fast and well designed with an operating system that actually works.

Windows Laptops

Windows Laptops

Imagine using a Windows laptop and being stuck with “Microsoft Copilot AI” and tons of buggy system errors. Horrible.

Dashboard Hula Girl

Dashboard Hula Girl

If you really want to drive around in winter in style, you need a classic dashboard hula girl.

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Imagine slapping a sticker on your car… negative aura points, no matter what.

Skybridge

Skybridge

Something about a covered bridge between two skyscrapers always feels futuristic.

Tunnels

Tunnels

Useful for driving over to Windsor, but the aura is always oppressive.