Ope or Nope

Nope: All I Want For Christmas

Sorry Mariah, but your star is fading.

all i want for christmas mariah carey

Ope: Christmas Markets

The best place to do your Christmas shopping? A local Christmas market.

christmas market

Nope: Wet Markets

Fine cuisine is one thing, but some animals simply shouldn’t be eaten.

wet market

Ope: Rootless Coffee

We love the coffee from this small-batch Michigan roasting company.

rootless coffee

Nope: Starbucks Instant

We didn’t think there could ever be worse coffee than Starbucks, until they made an instant version.

starbucks instant

Ope: Long Drink

We like a nice natural citrus balance to our hard seltzers, nothing too crazy.

long drink

Nope: Truly

Hard seltzer with stevia? No thanks.

truly

Ope: Glovers

In the civil war between glovers and sliders, we’re siding with the glovers.

glover

Nope: Sliders

Sliders can never compete with the skill and dedication of glovers to their craft.

slider

Ope: Secret Santa

The best way to keep gift giving fun, without breaking the bank.

secret santa

Nope: White Elephant

Someone always brings a gift that’s way too nice and everyone fights over it.

white elephant

Ope: Die Hard

Yeah, call us redditors, but we love Die Hard as a Christmas movie.

die hard

Nope: Elf

Will Ferrell’s quirk chungus elf bit was funny at the time but it’s so, so old now.

elf

Ope: Brutalism

Maybe it’s just those winter blues, but nothing soothes the soul like bare concrete and indoor plants.

brutalism

Nope: International Style

Every new skyscraper is in this style, all reflective glass, light and air.

international style

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Aeropress

Aeropress

Brewing your coffee in a plastic tube? No thanks.

Cookies and Milk

Cookies and Milk

Better put out some cookies and milk for Santa tonight or you won’t be getting any presents.

Coal

Coal

Nothing worse than opening up your stocking and finding a lump of coal.

Online Christmas Shopping

Online Christmas Shopping

You need that special something for that special someone, but it’ll never get there fast enough.

Last Christmas

Last Christmas

The actual best Christmas song. George Michael went insanely hard with this one.

Christmas Markets

Christmas Markets

The best place to do your Christmas shopping? A local Christmas market.

Wet Markets

Wet Markets

Fine cuisine is one thing, but some animals simply shouldn’t be eaten.