Ope or Nope

Ope: Tractor Mowers

The biggest lawnmower flex is needing a tractor to pull it.

tractor mower

Nope: Robot Mowers

We don’t trust these clankers not to run over rocks, or your neighbor’s dog.

robot mower

Ope: Protein Powder

State legislators want to ban protein powder from teenage bodybuilders, and we won’t have it.

protein powder

Nope: Puberty Blockers

They’ll give this junk to kids, but want to ban protein powder? What a joke.

graffiti

Ope: Crock Pot

Is there a better smell than a nice beef stew simmering in the crock pot on a cold Fall day?

crock pot

Nope: Air Fryer

If you want fried food, get a real fryer. These are a poor substitute.

air fryer

Ope: Blaze Orange

The season’s hottest color, and not just for hunting.

blaze orange

Nope: Hot Pink

Ditch the hot pink, put on your blaze orange vest and hit the tree stand, Enjoyers.

hot pink

Ope: Shock Treatment

This follow-up to the Rocky Horror Picture Show is way underrated. A great critique of the social media era before it even began.

shock treatment

Nope: Rocky Horror Picture Show

We get the appeal, but honestly, it’s really not that amazing of a film, and not even Jim Sharman’s best.

rocky horror

Ope: Leather Seats

Remember when cars had real leather seats? Like, from an animal.

leather seats

Nope: Leatherette Seats

It’s not leather, it’s plastic. We demand the real thing.

leatherette

Ope: James Whistler

The actual greatest artist of the Detroit Institute of Art.

james whistler

Nope: Diego Rivera

Do we really love Diego’s communist mural at the center of the DIA?

diego rivera mural

Ope: Christian Girl Autumn

Oh yeah, it’s time for pumpkin spice lattes, big boots, and even bigger hats.

christian girl autumn

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Tractor Mowers

Tractor Mowers

The biggest lawnmower flex is needing a tractor to pull it.

Robot Mowers

Robot Mowers

We don’t trust these clankers not to run over rocks, or your neighbor’s dog.

Protein Powder

Protein Powder

State legislators want to ban protein powder from teenage bodybuilders, and we won’t have it.

Puberty Blockers

Puberty Blockers

They’ll give this junk to kids, but want to ban protein powder? What a joke.

Crock Pot

Crock Pot

Is there a better smell than a nice beef stew simmering in the crock pot on a cold Fall day?

Air Fryer

Air Fryer

If you want fried food, get a real fryer. These are a poor substitute.

Blaze Orange

Blaze Orange

The season’s hottest color, and not just for hunting.

Hot Pink

Hot Pink

Ditch the hot pink, put on your blaze orange vest and hit the tree stand, Enjoyers.

Shock Treatment

Shock Treatment

This follow-up to the Rocky Horror Picture Show is way underrated. A great critique of the social media era before it even began.