Ope or Nope

Ope: Spooky Lights

The tasteful and mysterious way to decorate your house for Halloween.

spooky lights

Nope: Yard Skeletons

Where do you put these giant skeletons the other 11 months of the year?

skeleton

Ope: Fireworks

We like our aerial displays the traditional way, with fire and explosions.

fireworks

Nope: Drone Shows

Wow, a bunch of drones with lights—said no one ever.

drone show

Ope: Tossing the Pigskin

A time-honored American tradition in the fall, and it’s as easy as just bringing a ball.

football

Nope: Cornhole

Never as fun as you think it’ll be, and no one wants to lug the heavy boards around.

cornhole

Ope: Chugging Beers

Crack that beer and let the foam flow, then crack another one.

chugging beers

Nope: Funneling Beers

Fun until you’re cleaning out a sticky funnel the day after the tailgate.

Ope: Trick or Treat

Going door to door is tradition for a reason, it’s a way to keep community alive.

trick or treat

Nope: Trunk or Treat

Pulling up to the trunks of cars in a parking lot will never compare to walking around your neighborhood.

trunk or treat

Ope: 90s Suburban

The absolute peak dad car of the 90s.

90s suburban

Nope: 2020s Suburban

Might as well just be a van now, with a price tag that’ll scare you to death.

2020s suburban

Ope: Tootsie Rolls

A highly underrated classic candy in the modern era that deserves more respect.

tootsie rolls

Nope: Warheads

Only fun if you’re 10 years old and enjoy burning all your tastebuds off.

warheads

Ope: Crazy Costumes

We like our costumes zany at Enjoyer HQ, the crazier the better.

crazy costume

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Spooky Lights

Spooky Lights

The tasteful and mysterious way to decorate your house for Halloween.

Yard Skeletons

Yard Skeletons

Where do you put these giant skeletons the other 11 months of the year?

Fireworks

Fireworks

We like our aerial displays the traditional way, with fire and explosions.

Drone Shows

Drone Shows

Wow, a bunch of drones with lights—said no one ever.

Tossing the Pigskin

Tossing the Pigskin

A time-honored American tradition in the fall, and it’s as easy as just bringing a ball.

Cornhole

Cornhole

Never as fun as you think it’ll be, and no one wants to lug the heavy boards around.

Chugging Beers

Chugging Beers

Crack that beer and let the foam flow, then crack another one.

Funneling Beers

Funneling Beers

Fun until you’re cleaning out a sticky funnel the day after the tailgate.

Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat

Going door to door is tradition for a reason, it’s a way to keep community alive.