Ope or Nope

Ope: Brutalism

Maybe it’s just those winter blues, but nothing soothes the soul like bare concrete and indoor plants.

brutalism

Nope: International Style

Every new skyscraper is in this style, all reflective glass, light and air.

international style

Ope: ModRetro Chromatic

This ultra premium GameBoy Color clone is really bringing us back.

modretro chromatic

Nope: Nintendo Switch 2

What even changed from the first one? Cool platform but upgrading feels silly.

nintendo switch 2

Ope: Mini Uggs

Uggs are so back, and the mini variety are all the rage with flare jean wearing zoomers.

mini uggs

Nope: Hunter Boots

Nice if you’re hunting waterfowl, but with zero insulation, they’ll never keep you warm in winter.

hunter boots

Ope: Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Squirt

Nope: Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

sprite cranberry

Ope: Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.

waterpark hotel

Nope: Casino Hotels

Great way to overpay for a mediocre room and lose your shirt at Blackjack.

casino hotel

Ope: Classic Ornaments

We keep it classy on our Christmas trees, with traditional ornaments.

classic ornaments

Nope: Funko Pop Ornaments

These unholy little dolls belong in the trash, not on your tree.

funko pop ornaments

Ope: Metal Sleds

Nothing on your local hill can compete with a classic toboggan with metal runners.

metal sleds

Nope: Plastic Sleds

You never really get any speed on these cheap plastic sleds.

plastic sleds

Ope: Shovels

With a shovel, snow removal doubles as great cardio

shovel

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Brutalism

Brutalism

Maybe it’s just those winter blues, but nothing soothes the soul like bare concrete and indoor plants.

International Style

International Style

Every new skyscraper is in this style, all reflective glass, light and air.

Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2

What even changed from the first one? Cool platform but upgrading feels silly.

Mini Uggs

Mini Uggs

Uggs are so back, and the mini variety are all the rage with flare jean wearing zoomers.

Hunter Boots

Hunter Boots

Nice if you’re hunting waterfowl, but with zero insulation, they’ll never keep you warm in winter.

Squirt

Squirt

No one is talking about Squirt, the original sour soda.

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite’s winter cranberry version really fell off in recent years.

Waterpark Hotels

Waterpark Hotels

You want a real rush? Stay at a waterpark hotel and hit the waterslides.